ゴール!

ウィキによると作品は国際サッカー連盟(FIFA)公認により2005年に公開された『GOAL!』とその続編で、三部作です。当方サッカーに基本無関心なのですがイギリス文化を語る上でサッカーは絶対欠かせないと思い、今回がんばって視聴いたしました。

まずメキシコの貧しい家庭で育った青年が イギリス出身のスカウトに  サッカーの才能を見出されてイングランドのニューカッスルにわたり、あれよあれよという間に、ワールドカップ代表まで出場を果たすという話。
そんな短期間に出場なんてある?主人公がここぞというところでゴールを決め優勝まで導くといった内容ですが 壮大な音楽などを使い、必要以上に見る人に感動を押し付ける感動ポルノにうんざり。    サッカー素人の私には非常に興ざめで今回は全くおすすめなしです。

文句をいいつつも、以下劇中で感心したフレーズをデータベースに入れましたのでここでもご紹介します。

When you travel with this club. You're an ambassador for this club. (ゴール)

 

We're one tackle away from flipping burgers. 怪我でもしたら現役引退だぜ。(ゴール)

 

It may only be a few hundred miles to Madrid, but if you let it, it could become a world away. (ゴール)

 

Changes surely afoot at half-time. (ゴール)

 

He got an aneurysm. He so tragically removed from us. (ゴール)

 

I've been a busboy now for six months. (ゴール)

 

Dining with the bum-bandit today? (ゴール)

 

Bevvy. Women. (ゴール)

 

Go and get yourself an early bath. (ゴール)

 

Gotta do a detour. Bonny lad. (ゴール)

 

Kicked me out. Bin-bagged. (ゴール)

 

Stop brooding about it. (ゴール)

 

We're meeting a couple of girls at a club and then back to my gaff. La vida loca. I'm joking. Well have blockbuster and pizza. (ゴール)

 

You're in the bad books now. (ゴール)

 

It's all coming to the boil. (ゴール)

 

Listen, you scored an absolute belter tonight, love. (ゴール)

 

This is what we call a bona fide singles party. (ゴール)

 

I know I took my eye off the ball, but I want to make things right. (ゴール)

 

Plenty of furrowed brows amongst the all-stars of Real Madrid, and in this bumper crowd here as well. 観衆も残念がっている。(ゴール)

 

I used to spend the whole time. On muddy days. Watching young lads clogging the shite out of each other. (ゴール)

 

That's "cardiovascular". It means "heart problems".(ゴール)

 

I grew up on a council estate with a dad on the dole and a mum on the booze. (ゴール)

 

It's all clans and cliques. (ゴール)

 

He used to be an absolute cracking player. (ゴール)

 

I'll get you a Gap ad. Crunch. (ゴール)

 

There's a tear in the lateral cruciate ligament. (ゴール)

 

I think the wine's corked. caulk(ゴール)

 

I've been cornered by Barry. It was disgusting. He's such a lech. His hands were all over me. (ゴール)

 

Vicente was really clipped down. (ゴール)

 

I've got creaky legs and I'm getting wrinkles. (ゴール)

 

Now, get the hell out there and show me some cojones. (ゴール)

 

He dazzled me. I tell you. Barry. As you know. I don't dazzle easily. (ゴール)

 

divvent:  (South Scots) don't

I hear some players have a problem with Gavin Harris. Divvent like his attitude. Aye. (ゴール)

 

My legs wouldn't do what my brain was telling them. (ゴール)

 

Got an injury. Did my knee in. (ゴール)

 

If you are the famous player, I'm Clint Eastwood. Make my day. (ゴール)

 

It's down to this. The last game. Against their main rivals. Liverpool. (ゴール)

 

With Liverpool firmly in the driving seat. (ゴール)

 

I'm locked up with a bunch of dimwits. (ゴール)

 

You were dead to the world. (ゴール)

 

Steve McQueen? I know, he's a dish. (ゴール)

 

So, you have one grape for every dong.  (ゴール)

 

Well, she's a drag, (ゴール)

 

Well, he may have dived for the penalty. (ゴール)

 

Gavin Harris is stuck on the estate. (ゴール)

 

But what does he know about marketability? What does he know about endorsements? (ゴール)

 

Gavino sure was in his element. (ゴール)

 

The stars of Real Madrid are being eclipsed. (ゴール)

 

Why don't you knock yourself out and help yourself to finger food? (ゴール)

             

How far away is England?

-Right now? 400 bucks too far. (ゴール)

             

You had fungus behind your big toenail. (ゴール)

             

I want you on the right flank. (ゴール)

 

There's finger stuff in the fridge. (ゴール)

             

Fill your boots. Son. It's your birthday. (ゴール)

             

If you fingered me. I was right in the shitter. (ゴール)

 

The groundsman is having a fit. (ゴール)

 

They'll be hoping he produces some of the flair that he showed as a substitute. (ゴール)

             

 I'm rushed off me feet. (ゴール)

             

It's gonna be a feeding frenzy. (ゴール)

             

You had to go and flaunt it in front of the whole world. (ゴール)

             

Plenty of furrowed brows. (ゴール)

             

Real Madrid just can't get a foothold in this game. (ゴール)

             

She was great, she was a future ex-Mrs. Adams. (ゴール)

             

Why don't you keep your feet on the ground instead of your head in the sky? (ゴール)

 

I'm not a sir. I'm a coach. Sir is the gaffer. (ゴール)

 

I don't know what the gaffer will do if I'm late. (ゴール)

 

I'll get you a Gap ad. (ゴール)

 

Stop brooding about it. Man. The gaffer does that to everyone. (ゴール)

 

We're meeting a couple of girls at a club and then back to my gaff. La vida loca. (ゴール)

 

He is trying a give-and-go here with Alan Shearer. ワンツープレイ(ゴール)

 

What a galaxy of stars we've got on show here today. (ゴール)

 

Maybe he's playing hurt. ケガしてプレーしている。(ゴール)

 

Chelsea still have the upper hand. (ゴール)

 

It's my dad's fault. He was in a rock band that got hot. モテモテ(ゴール)

 

Dagger's hamstring is holding up. (ゴール)

 

He's been turning some heads with his performances in the reserves. (ゴール)

 

Oh, dear, it's all coming to the boil. And look - Thomas Gravesen's brought his handbag. (ゴール)

 

Gavin certainly appears to have been on his holidays this season. 比喩-(ゴール)

 

David Beckham now. Just about hooked away by Valencia, under a little bit of pressure here. (ゴール)

 

Hefty fine. (ゴール)

 

You're in with a chance. (ゴール)

 

Had that gone in. It would have been "Good night. Newcastle. (ゴール)

 

Illustrious company alongside him, to say the least. (ゴール)

 

You have a rash on your face?

-Well, it's just a little irritation. (ゴール)

 

The in-form Gavin Harris. (ゴール)

 

Kickabout :   an occasion when a group of people kick a ball to each other for pleasure

Who does he play for? Oh. Just local league. Kickabout stuff. (ゴール)

 

He's a knobhead. (ゴール)

 

I help you with tickets Knock-Outs for the matches. (ゴール)

 

She's a cracker. Like. (ゴール)

 

A trial. Like? (ゴール)

 

I've been cornered by Barry. It was disgusting. He's such a lech. His hands were all over me. (ゴール)

 

When they pay you to watch TV, you'll be loaded. (ゴール)

 

At last, Harris and MuÄnez really linking up with each other. (ゴール)

 

A high-lofted ball. (ゴール)

 

Who's the muppet? (ゴール)

 

You're mired in mediocrity. (ゴール)

 

This game is make-or-break. (ゴール)

 

There is a makeshift look to the Newcastle United line-up today with all their injury problems. And one of their substitutes. Santiago Munez. is an unknown quantity. (ゴール)

 

Much the same people. Musos. Models. Footballers. Musos = musicians(ゴール)

 

His meniscus is shattered. (ゴール)

 

He notched a pair for the reserves Saturday. 2軍で2点入れた(ゴール)

 

Newcastle scraped through with a win over Chelsea. But it won't be enough in itself. Liverpool are breathing down their necks. (ゴール)

 

He does get the nod at some point today. (ゴール)

 

Oh, piss off, you nonce. (ゴール)

 

Real Madrid have another nail in their coffin. (ゴール)

 

A really good photo op. (ゴール)

 

We're a unit. Not a one-man show. The name on the front of the shirt is more important than the one on the back. (ゴール)

 

There's always plan B.

-Which one is that?

-The American Dream. We win the lottery. (ゴール)

 

It's full of posers. That place. (ゴール)

 

Can I get you anything. Pet? (ゴール)

 

It's part and parcel of the game. (ゴール)

 

People keep pleading your case. (ゴール)

 

Put a challenge in. 気合いをいれろ(ゴール)

 

I never made peace with my dad. (ゴール)

 

Have a poke. (ゴール)

 

You plank. (ゴール)

 

I need someone full-time in Madrid to support me off the pitch. (ゴール)

 

You know, your plate's getting so full so fast, you should watch what falls off the edge. (ゴール)

 

He's probably partying with them. (ゴール)

 

It was touch-and-go there tonight. Yeah, well, they had us pinned for the first 45 minutes or so

 

pen: It stands for Penalty.

That wasn't a pen to me.

The perfect pen. (ゴール)

 

I don't think Arsenal would have even pre-empted this one. (ゴール)

 

Come on, he is a plodder.

- No, he is fast and strong. He has an excellent left foot.

- Yes, he has two. (ゴール)

 

There is a makeshift look to the Newcastle United line-up today with all their injury problems. And one of their substitutes. Santiago Munez. is an unknown quantity. (ゴール)

 

You fired me. Actually. Well. You brought in the new regime. I don't hold it against you. (ゴール)

 

Just give him a run out. That's all I'm asking. トライアル(ゴール)

 

A rub-on transfer :  This is a type of adhesive art that you can use to decorate your clothing, album covers, and other surfaces.

You have a tattoo. Or is that a rub-on transfer? (ゴール)

 

They haven't made the reserves yet. (ゴール)

 

I made the reserve squad. (ゴール)

 

He's playing tomorrow night for the reserve team. (ゴール)

 

No mad rush. (ゴール)

 

Got a bit of a rep is what I've heard. (ゴール)

 

Don't read that rag. (ゴール)

 

He must feel that the hopes of an entire city are resting on his shoulders. (ゴール)

 

Gavin is a very gifted player and should fit in very well with our set-up here. (ゴール)

 

Winning the league's out of sight. Erik. What are your realistic goals for the rest of the season? (ゴール)

 

Put it square. パスを通せ(ゴール)

 

He's flown 6.000 miles on my say-so. (ゴール)

 

Do you wanna step on the scales? 体重測定(ゴール)

 

You have a grandmother who kicks some sense into you. (ゴール)

 

I want you to slot in behind the two strikers. ツートップの下でプレイしろ(ゴール)

 

Newcastle scraped through with a win over Chelsea. (ゴール)

 

I got stretchered off in the reserve game. They've sent me here for an MRI scan. (ゴール)

 

They've conceded two goals in quick succession. (ゴール)

 

That second goal has really knocked the stuffing out of the fans. (ゴール)

 

Schtum, though, OK? (ゴール)

 

Well, you could do with a bit of a spray tan. (ゴール)

 

Real Madrid scraping home in the end 辛勝(ゴール)

 

Don't apologise to me, save it for those that need it. (ゴール)

 

Oh, five minutes for the super sub. Two months out injured. (ゴール)

 

They will be sick as parrots. (ゴール)

 

I can't believe that Harris was suckered into that. (ゴール)

 

The big names have to start stepping up for Real Madrid. 有名なプレイヤーがやる気を出さなきゃ。(ゴール)

 

Arsenal with this extraordinary run of clean sheets in this competition and this road to the final無失点(ゴール)

 

In one fell swoop. (ゴール)

 

They've scored once in stoppage time. (ゴール)

 

OK. Welcome to the Toon.

-What is that? It's where the Geordies live. (ゴール)

 

Quite tasty. Aye. If you work in a circus. ボールの技がうまいな(ゴール)

 

Ignore him. He's a tit. (ゴール)

 

Off you pop, then, treacle. (ゴール)

 

She walked around, like, without a top all night. She's a slut. (ゴール)

 

The early sending off of the player has really set the tone for the match. (ゴール)

 

It's tantalisingly close now for Arsenal, isn't it? Just 45 minutes away from winning the European Cup. (ゴール)

 

Teed up. (ゴール)

 

We're meeting a couple of girls at a club and then back to my gaff. La vida loca. (ゴール)

 

vindalooヴィンダルーはインド各地で親しまれているゴア発祥のカレー料理である。 ムンバイでもご当地のヴィンダルーがムンバイ料理としてカテゴライズされる。 ヴィンダルホ(vindalho)、ヴィンダーロ(vindallo)などと表現されることもある。

How about extra-hot vindaloo? (ゴール)

 

Let's vamoose, hey? (ゴール)

 

Well, they say he's gonna be the next Versace. (ゴール)

 

Most players. Myself included. They play within themselves. They play to their strengths so they don't expose their weaknesses. On the other hand, the great players, the ones with flair. They take risks. (ゴール)

 

I'm a wreck. (ゴール)

 

This is a chance to show your worth. (ゴール)

 

You could have your chest waxed, (ゴール)

 

I really need a wee. Where's the toilet? (ゴール)

 

 

So you found all my yesterdays? My wife made this scrapbook. (ゴール)